Sitting in the yyc airport waiting for my flight, thought I should share my convo with the customs agent.
Agent: What do you do?
Me: I’m a musician
Agent: Really?? What do you play?
Me: My vocal cords
Agent: Oh…well where do you work?
Me: Um..concerts, weddings, clubs, corporate
Agent: Oh..do you have anything to declare?
Me: Huh? (never been asked this before)
Agent: You know Alcohol, Tobacco…
Me: Oh..no, but does cocaine count?..Of course I didn’t say that last bit but wtf?
Traffic jam in #sfo so plane is delayed. Westjet made it very clear that it wasn’t their bad.